Our Pasta Who Art In Heaven

Posted by E

Friday, March 21, 2008

As a pastafarian, I feel it is my duty to express solidarity with religious brethren of all persuasions and denominations, particularly during festivities and ceremonies celebrating our faith.

Some may disagree with the tenants of my personal faith, but therein lies the beauty of belief. We are all free to believe what we wish no matter what others may think.

In the pastafarian faith we believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (cheese be upon him) touched the void with his noodly appendage and created first a hill, then trees to populate that hill and finally a midget to run free amongst the trees. Therein lies the creation of our planet.

Whereas today is a day of significance for those in the Christian faith, it should be noted that every Friday is a religious holiday for pastafarians. Every Friday we are encouraged to dress like pirates, as pirates are "absolute divine beings" who gave away candy to small children until demonized by other religions in order to promote their faith.

Like most religions we have a heaven and a hell, though in our heaven we have a beer volcano and strippers. Should you be cast down into the dark realms of Antipasto's hell, then you will find the beer a bit flat and the strippers have VD.

I have attached these pictures as a statement of faith. The first image was created by myself, while the second and bumper sticker came from Brian Burns. Feel free to share our images and spread the word of his Holy Pastaciousness.

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

Ramen.