Top 10 "Hot because they are famous"

Posted by Doodface

Thursday, September 18, 2008

To continue E's love for the top ten list, I must get this one out there. I constantly see very average looking girls referred to as "Hot" simply because they are famous. These women would not even be noticed if you passed them on the street, but because you saw them on TV, they magically become hot.


#10: Sarah "Hot for a Comic" Silverman

Sarah Silverman is very funny, but very hot she is not. She is a rarity in the comedy world by being female, but more so by being a female comic that doesnt make your penis invert. For this reason, she often gets a free "Hot" pass.









#9: Hillary Duff

Not much to say about this one. Just because someone is a "teen starlet" doesn't mean that they become hot the day they become "legal".









#8: Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie is famous by proxy. She is either raised by, or hangs out with famous people. She has no real talent or drive, and only came in to the spotlight after befriending Paris hilton (Who is only famous for being a rich slut).





#7: Ashley Simpson

We only know her name because her older sister is a talented singer, who actually IS attractive. She is also one of those "Famous Siblings" who tries to say that she did it on her own - without her sister's help. And as we have seen from her live performances, she is talentless.





#6: Kirsten Dunst

Ok, so the formula is; if she is a cute child actress she MUST turn out to be a hot adult, right? Wrong.















#5: Jessica Biel

I know a lot of you will disagree with me on this one, but I'm right. You know why? 2 words: Man Face

Nice body, but c'mon guys - Man face.











#4: Sarah Jessica Parker

Horse face.
























#3: Fergie

Ok, now we are getting in to the Holy trinity of "Not Hot". This woman has a face of a botched transvestite plastic surgery. I am not at all interested in her "lady lumps" (since they probably have to be shaved daily).









#2: Tori Spelling

This is nepotism at it's finest! This talentless, alien-like brat would never have seen the light of day had she not been Aaron Spelling's daughter. But it's ok, at least Aaron was smart enough to cut her from the will!







#1: Jennifer Garner

Come on.. She looks like a librarian, but because she got cast in a "cool, sexy role", you are tricked in to thinking that she is hot? I don't want to say too much here though, because with her satellite ears, she can hear me typing this.